Now I’m serious.
They’ve now reported that smoking cannabis before the age of 18 can make you stupid. According to one newspaper reporter, if they’d said ‘Cannabis makes you stupid’, rather than ‘Cannabis is illegal’ he would have paid more attention.
Well, duh! Mate, not only does cannabis make you stupid, smoking means you are stupid, and smelly, and broke, and anti-social.
So, I gues you were actually stupid all along. You just didn’t realise it.