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Complaint time

Well I declare 2013 to be the ‘Year of the Inconsiderate’ I’ve spent the first 4 days of the new year back at work, commuting into London as is my wont, and I’ve seen nothing but inconsiderate people on my … Continue reading

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Is it me or is it Memorex?

Is it just me (actually, I know of at least 3 other people!) that HATES it when people don’t type/print/email their London telephone numbers in the correct format? It’s not 0207 – blah, blah, blah – yap, yap, yap, yap … Continue reading

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Greetings Earthlings

I hear young people greet each other all the time with the most peculiar comment. It goes; ‘Hi, yawl rite’. This comment is also now used extensively by shop workers who add the extra ‘their’ to the greeting with a … Continue reading

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Stupid

Now I’m serious. They’ve now reported that smoking cannabis before the age of 18 can make you stupid. According to one newspaper reporter, if they’d said ‘Cannabis makes you stupid’, rather than ‘Cannabis is illegal’ he would have paid more … Continue reading

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Our priceless Prince

I only have one comment – Harry, your ass shines out of our Sun. Party on dude.

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My American friend’s view on joining the military

I am over 50 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists.You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they … Continue reading

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Assassination attempt!

I really didn’t know I’d upset people so much with my blog. On Sunday last I was the victim of a failed (Duh, obviously) assassination attempt. Well, it was either that or a bit of atrocious driving by a coach … Continue reading

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